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A bit of supplementary nonsense.......A collection of quotes, in most cases highly applicable to the friends I travel with to Portugal!
Please note that items,  in the above menu, marked with an * are now featured in my new Algarve / Mostly Luz section.

There was a time that a 100 men chasing a coloured man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan, these days its called the 'open'.
~Author Unknown (2005)
May thy ball lie in green pastures and not in still waters.
~Author Unknown
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
~Billy Graham
Golf appeals to the idiot and the child in us.  Just how childlike golfers become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
~John Updike
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
~Robert Lynd
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
~Horace G. Hutchinson
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
~Gardner Dickinson
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
~Sam Snead
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
~William Wordsworth
If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.
~Dean Martin
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
~Tommy Bolt
Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one.
~Author Unknown
I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
~Bob Hope
My handicap?  Woods and irons.
~Chris Codiroli
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
~Pete Dye
I'm hitting the woods just great but having a terrible time getting out of them!
~Author Unknown
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~Jack Lemmon
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
~Mark Twain
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
~Harry Vardon
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
~Jimmy DeMaret
The difference in golf and government is that in golf! You can't improve your lie.
~George Deukmejian
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
~Author Unknown
If I hit it right, it's a slice.  If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
~Author Unknown

Last Update: 04/08/2008 - Golfing Quotes - Portugal - Algarve - Neils Travel Web